Lucy Patterson

Let’s Skip the Boring Realtor Bio.

You probably loathe typical real estate agent bios. Don’t worry—I do too.

They’re like cardboard: stiff, bland, and almost identical to every other bio out there.

So instead of telling you about awards you’ve never heard of or accomplishments you probably don’t care about, I’m taking a different approach.

Let’s talk about what you actually want to know.

Will you return my calls and emails?

Yes. Without question.

I realize this is one of the biggest frustrations people have when dealing with real estate agents. I get dozens of calls and emails every day, and I work hard to respond as quickly as possible.

I may not always be able to answer immediately, but you won't have to wonder if I received your message—or wonder when you'll hear back from me.

I’ve met a lot of Realtors who are jerks. Are you?

Depends on who you ask.

If you ask certain agents who have stood between my clients and their real estate goals, they’ll probably say yes.

A handful of people think I leave golden footprints in the sand.

Those are the two extremes, and most people’s opinions probably fall somewhere in the middle.

Here’s what I can tell you:

I’m honest. I’m candid. I’m approachable. And I’m friendly.

If you need a quick real estate brain—or a strong dose of honesty—you’re in the right place.

Loyalty to family, clients, and friends is one of my core values.

Want to really find out if I’m a jerk?

Mess with one of those people.

Do you have experience doing exactly what I need?

Until you tell me what you need, there’s no way for me to know.

But these are some of my strong suits:

🏡 Listings
💰 Investment Properties
🔑 First-Time Home Buyers

And if your particular situation isn’t on that list, don’t worry.

Contact me anyway.

If I can’t help you myself, I’ll do my best to connect you with another agent who can.

What kind of work are you really good at?

On a personal level, I’m pretty good at cooking—I make a mean meatloaf!

But professionally, these are some of the skills I’ve developed over the years:

Listening.
Unfortunately, it’s becoming a lost art these days.

Marketing.
Getting a property noticed is kind of important.

Negotiation.
Knowing when to push, when to compromise, and when to hold my ground—always with my client’s best interests in mind.

But don’t take my word for it…

What do my clients think?

My clients are probably better suited to answering that question than I am.

Here’s what a few of them have said:

“I was the owner of a 5-plex apartment complex. Lucy made the process much easier for us. Working with her was such a delight. She is one small piece of dynamite. She doesn’t let grass grow under her feet. She was such a fresh ray of sunshine for me for the month of June.”
— Brenda Hundley

“Lucy was amazing to work with—very committed and determined. She worked with me for months before finding the perfect house. I could not thank her enough! Highly recommend.”
— Gail Lawrence

“Lucy knew exactly what to do to get my house sold in the shortest amount of time.”
— Lori Thomas

So, what’s the bottom line?

Buying or selling a home is a big deal.

You want someone who will answer your calls, tell you the truth, listen to what you actually want, and get things done.

That’s what I’m here for.

No cardboard.
No corporate-speak.
No golden footprints required.

Just good real estate service—with a little personality.